"It’s physically impossible for a woman to reach an orgasm without a man. No, don’t look at me like that - it’s a fact of biology! This explains why women don’t masturbate the way men do, and why lesbian relationships don’t last. Look it up."

(Male) Second Year Biology Major (via shitrichcollegekidssay)

I’m going from laughing to not laughing to laughing again.

(via greencarnations)

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